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empath69

Age/Gender: 36, Male
Location: Newfoundland
Job: Cook

-Spike:"I've changed, Buffy." -Buffy:"You mean the chip? That's not change. That's just holding you back. You're like a serial killer in prison." -Spike:"Women marry them all the time."

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BBS Posts: 9 (0.01 per day)
Flash Reviews: 49
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49 Reviews | 6 w/ Responses

Score: 6
Awesome Grounds

"Well, it wasn't *bad*"

submission: Awesome Grounds
date: November 26, 2007

...but Lord it wasn't good! ;)

Others have probably said so already, but you really need to a) dial back the late-night caffeine intake...it makes you kinda weird. :)

Decent parody, and as such, the art style should match the original, not your higher standards.

I'm only marking you back since I thought you were above this sort of stuff.

(Oh, and let's be honest - there wasn't anything *mixed* with that DPM, was there? :) )

November 26, 2007

Author's Response:

There were some ice cubes.

And allergy medication.

A potent cocktail.

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Score: 8
Mario UnfunnyAftermath

"chuckle-worthy"

date: June 27, 2007

Not bad; a little cliche, but then, they become chiches for a <b>reason</b> ^_^

Graphics were a little blurry beyond the pixellation, but then remember the source. Sound was equally faithful.

Style and Humor and Violence were all fine. My only nitpick would be a 'play' button before starting up the movie - too a tiny amount off Interactivity.

All-in-all, short, sweet and funny. Thanks for the moment of levity!

(oh, and to the previous reviewer; 'blamming' would be voting on a new game/movie still under judgment and giving it a 0 or 1 - enough of those, and the flash gets removed; anything higher would be considered a 'protect'...<i>if</i> consensus is to keep it.)

September 2, 2007

Author's Response:

well it was a dream to create some huge project but i got so bored i just killed it and created a end and threw it in here =D.

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Score: 9
Zelda: Lampshade

"Heh"

submission: Zelda: Lampshade
date: April 25, 2006

Nice, simple, not-too-long (some of us are supposed to be working, you know ;) )

The music and graphics (and the underlying 'FedEx' game mechanic) harken back to the NES days :)

The humor was mostly lost on me as I am not party to the whole 'Days of Our Newgrounds' soap-opera, but I *did* chuckle a few times.

All in all, well worth the time I spent playing it. :)

(Oh and have fun & cya in august, then :D )

Author's Response:

To be honest, I doubt theres any one person (aside from me) that gets every reference and joke in this thing. Its full of obscure references to games, flash and flash artists (mostly the ones that are my friends!)

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Score: 8
franks adventure 2

"C'mon, it's a classic..."

submission: franks adventure 2
date: April 19, 2006

I mean, two years later, and I'm coming back to the simplicity of play - the pics are secondary. It's almost elegant the way it's set up.

A wonderful little time-waster (kinda coarse for my tastes but the quality of the game itself more than makes up for my personal 'squick' over the content :) ) - thanks Weisi, and I hope you're doing well and thinking on blessing us with something more soon!

Author's Response:

Frank´s Adventure 4 is out now!! Goto www.mausland.de to play it!

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Score: 5
Your Horoscope for Today!

"Meh."

date: April 8, 2006

Well, I rebut the previous reviewer - so it's 'old' (by their definition) but so what? A good song is a good song...unless you happen to be 10 years old and are easily distracted.

The video is not nearly as bad as others make it out to be, but it's not really impressive either; any violence is fully appropos of the song's content, and it DOES have an appealing song it's based on. :)

Overall, I think it's okay, but nothing to emaul to my friends about.

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emaul

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Score: 4
Love Bites

"The cover works better with this stuff..."

submission: Love Bites
date: April 5, 2006

I agree with Jeremiah (when I saw "Love Bites by QED" my brain clicked 'It better not be a *cover*...') and I was disappointed to see my suspicions were founded.

Admittedly, I disagree that the original woulda been better - the cutesy-style female cover fits the cutsey-style anime.

Not bad, but nothing to rave to others about.

Author's Response:

Don't take this the wrong way but I've grown so tired of the crappy Def Lepard version. Like I said with Big in Japan... don't deny that the techno versions of songs are far superior. Granted some techno songs get too girly and such but for the love of god enough comments about the bland version of this song, PLEASE!!

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