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empath69

Age/Gender: 36, Male
Location: Newfoundland
Job: Cook

-Spike:"I've changed, Buffy." -Buffy:"You mean the chip? That's not change. That's just holding you back. You're like a serial killer in prison." -Spike:"Women marry them all the time."

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Score: 9
Xiao Xiao No. 8

"At least not left with #7's cliffhanger..."

submission: Xiao Xiao No. 8
date: September 4, 2006

Ah, that was lovely; fluid, smooth, well-scripted, touches of humor (no one stops for hitchhikers anymore :) )

I only wish we could have the 'TBC' loose end tied up, even though this is FOUR YEARS old. *sigh* Or was the 'Cityplaza' ad the conclusion - 'Mutilator' tracked the 'boss' to that mall? ;)

Thanks for the fun, anyways!

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Score: 8
ClixSposing Samus

"Competent and original."

submission: ClixSposing Samus
date: July 29, 2006

I think it says it best that I discovered this months ago, and still come back to it from time to time. :)

(Oh, and to the last reviewer - still fully clothed?!? Try paying attention to the captions and complete HARD difficulty >:)

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Score: 9
Three Play

"wow."

submission: Three Play
date: July 4, 2006

That...that was really impressive.

The art was rather...well, TASTEFUL, and very high resolution.

The 3-D's were interesting to watch, and suprising (non-mature content?!? ;) )

The DDR portion had a simple dance beat that wasn't annoying, and I actually managed 154 on my first try.

The menu system is smooth in transitions, and the whole thing is really well-done!

Thank you for putting this out here where I could encounter it, and I hope to see more from you.

I also wish you much success (but solely for selfish reasons; if you do well, you'll provide more of this stuff for ME! :D )

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Score: 2
___FiShJob II:...___

"sigh."

date: July 3, 2006

This was amusing for a moment or two, and then proceeded to beat a dead horse (fish?) for WAAAAY too long.

Sadly, the best part was that 'bubble trail' effect when you moved your mouse around the 'again?' button.

For constructive criticism; quit trying to put in finishing nails with a 10lbs sledgehammer.

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Score: 7
- War is Hell -

"Not bad"

submission: - War is Hell -
date: May 8, 2006

Well, if your intent was to glamorize war, you failed miserably. ;)

Graphics were interesting (and ran smoothly in High-quality for me) in a 'simple yet appealing-retro' way, the plot was a little simplistic to score high. Sound was just *slightly* disruptive.

Violence? Very prevalent, but due to the subject matter, not at all gratiuitious. Interactivity? Not much, but c'mon, it's a movie. :)
Humor? None (detected, at least) but again, refer back to the subject matter (I wish there was a 'N/A' option - here the '0' is not *bad*, just irrelevant :)

Overall interesting to make me wanna check out your other stuff. :)

(oh, and you may wanna take a peek, but there's been plenty of conflict and strife and the like that occurred BEFORE 1900... ;)

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Score: 9
the FIRST baseball game

"Well, I'm sure Dan likes it..."

date: May 1, 2006

...otherwise he'd have spoken to you about this - it's YEARS old.

Nicely done; some of the 'visualizations' were a little corny, but all in all a nice enhancement to the classic audio bit. :)

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Score: 9
Momma's got her boobs out

"RODNEY!!!"

date: May 1, 2006

Ah, ye can't go wrong with a good Rodney Carrington song. :D

(And no, I'm not much for country, but people like Rodney, Barry Martin, and Tim Wilson are funny regardless :)

Thanks Chris, and when are we gonna get a movie for "Morning Wood"? ;)

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Score: 2
Cool Things 027

"Waste of time..."

submission: Cool Things 027
date: April 30, 2006

Ladies and gentlemen? I give you the reason that keyword searching doesn't work anymore...

(I was looking for titilation, I'm 35, sue me :) But what I got was some kind of surrealist art project, apparently.

I'll rate it anyway, since I'm writing a review:

Graphics were mediocre at best, Sound (recording) was good and clear; the surreal nature of the 'thing' turned me off (not into that, so deal a neg review due to foisting your product on an unwilling audience)
Interactivity got a 1 simply since there was a 'play' button :).
Violence & Humor got 0's since I found nothing appropriate in either category here.
And style got a big fat goose egg since it was a) not my cup of tea, and b) misrepresented by the author's info so my search gave this as a 'false match' for what I WAS looking for. :J

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Score: 9
Coconuts

"Short and sweet."

submission: Coconuts
date: April 30, 2006

Nice - an admirable use of a MPFC song in a manner I'm sure they'd enjoy. :D

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Score: 7
TehKar - Seduction ep. 2

"Unpolished, but still a gem..."

date: April 29, 2006

Okay, first 'Interactivity': as some people have said - this is actually less 'immersive' than the first - your choices meal a little less than before. But then, at least it's not like a quiz game: get all the choices exactly right, or game over. :)

Graph/Viol/Humor - all nearly perfect for the context: get all aggressive and you see the consequences of your actions. :)

The sound was kinda moot for me; I usually view with the speakers muted anyways. :J

Now style. Well-written, interesting; delving into something a little less 'vanilla' than the first ep, but (and I'm a notorious nitpicker) simple grammatical slips jarred things slightly; it's 'with BATED breath' and "deep-SEATED desires", etc. Obscure, but enough to irritate a fellow wordsmith. If ye want, there is an aged organization dealing with erotic prose that could provide the assistance of proofreaders...(not gonna mention their site due to NG's rules :) check my profile's website for a hint...

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